BREAKING: Bonk's Mullet signs bRian5or6 to a long-term blogging deal Friday, August 14, 2015 by Bonk's Mullet and bRian5or6 Hi everyone. Mullet here. It's been a long and quiet summer here at Bonk's Mullet, but we have...
Mike Wheeler's Official 2015 NHL Entry Draft Rankings Thursday, June 25, 2015 by Head of RBM Scouting, Mike Wheeler and Junior Vice President of Hockey Operations, Bonk's Mullet with graphics by Capital Gain...
EXCLUSIVE: What Hammond will say if he wins the Masterton Wednesday, June 24, 2015 by Joe Boughner The Masterton trophy in all of its glory. Nah, just kidding, this is the Lady Byng. Admit it, you didn't know. ...
Garbage bag day for the RBM crew Monday, May 04, 2015 by an actual journalist, let's say With the last of the formal events of the Ottawa Senators' season slipping into the rearview, ...
How to Cost the Sens a Game Thursday, April 30, 2015 by Capital Gains The last tutorial of the season teaches you 3 different ways to make the Sens lose a game, using Photoshop! See you all ...
Guest Post: Subban vows to shoot harder, turtle farther in game 6 Sunday, April 26, 2015 By Rob Poirier The Ottawa Senators added another chapter to their Cinderella story last night with a decisive victory over the Montreal C...
Sens and Habs fans agree to disagree, focus on what matters Wednesday, April 15, 2015 by Joe Boughner OTTAWA (Canadian Press) - In a surprising turn of events, the collective fan bases of the Canada's eastern conferenc...
The Official Bonk's Mullet Funny Playoff Roundable With Jokes Wednesday, April 15, 2015 by Unpaid Interns DID SOMEBODY SAY ROUNDTABLE? You wanted it! (Hopefully) And you got it! (Sort of) A table so round, it's basicall...
Sens just a "Stone's throw" away from playoffs Thursday, April 09, 2015 by Mike Wheeler (words) and Capital Gains (photos) Mark Stone celebrates his overtime-winning goal, is pelted by stones. All photos ...
The Week Ahead: The "I was told there'd be no math" edition Tuesday, April 07, 2015 by Joe Boughner and Mike Wheeler God. Damn. Toronto. God. Damn. Maple. God. Damn. Leafs. The Wings and Pens opened the door and rather th...
How to Make Curtis Lazar Sad in Photoshop Wednesday, April 01, 2015 by Capital Gains Have you ever seen Curtis Lazar sad? Me either! Today I'm going to do the unthinkable and teach all of you how to ma...
The Week Ahead: The blame game edition Tuesday, March 31, 2015 by BatMike Wheeler and Joe BoyWonder A few short weeks ago the biggest divide in Sensland was #TeamTank vs. #TeamAntiTank. It seemed pett...