BREAKING: Bonk's Mullet signs bRian5or6 to a long-term blogging deal

by Bonk's Mullet and bRian5or6

Hi everyone. Mullet here. It's been a long and quiet summer here at Bonk's Mullet, but we have a big announcement today! Please welcome bRian5or6 to the blog. bRian is known for his succinct writing style, general eloquence, and his well behaved grandmother. Give @bRian5or6 a follow on Twitter. Have a great weekend, and make sure to check out the Sens Summer Fan Fest on Sunday. We'll have several representatives at the event for you to drink beer or pineapple juice with. Without further ado, here is bRian:

Good evening,

For those of you who don’t know me, here’s the scoop: I graduated from college and I live in my Granny’s basement. Ok... no, that’s a lie. I did not graduate from college. However, I have read the Twilight series... twice... and I watch the PBS on occasion... soo...  okay, what else?

Oh, I was born and raised proper in the South of England where my day job was solely to taste-test crumpets and tea... No... nope, no that’s not true either. I’m sorry, I’m just a little nervous here. A little sweaty.

Ok, so the gentleman you refer to as, "Bonk's Mullet" has entrusted me to carry on my fine tradition of vlogging. Here's some of my finest work according to Granny:

The only thing though: he’s paying me in Snickers. I was all, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" and then I yelled, "WHERE DO I SIGN?!" So, I officially signed a 30-year contract and he now owns my car and a portion of my house. Small price to pay, really, if you think about it.

Well, that’s about it. If you have any questions, then you should probably ask someone else because I probably don’t know the answer. I look forward to providing inaccurate data and badly mistaken season predictions.


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