Mike Wheeler's Official 2015 NHL Entry Draft Rankings Thursday, June 25, 2015 by Head of RBM Scouting, Mike Wheeler and Junior Vice President of Hockey Operations, Bonk's Mullet with graphics by Capital Gain...
How to Cost the Sens a Game Thursday, April 30, 2015 by Capital Gains The last tutorial of the season teaches you 3 different ways to make the Sens lose a game, using Photoshop! See you all ...
How to Make Curtis Lazar Sad in Photoshop Wednesday, April 01, 2015 by Capital Gains Have you ever seen Curtis Lazar sad? Me either! Today I'm going to do the unthinkable and teach all of you how to ma...
Senators unveil plans for new arena in downtown Kanata Thursday, February 19, 2015 by Mike Wheeler Earlier today, Cyril Leeder, the president of Senators Sports & Entertainment, invited the media to a press...
How the Euge Stole Christmas Thursday, December 25, 2014 by Dr. Bonk's Mullet Every Sens fan in O-Town liked winning a lot... But the Euge, who lived way south of O-Town, did NOT! The...
'Twas the Night Before Christmas Wednesday, December 24, 2014 by Steve On Sens 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the parking lot Not a player was fist pumping, not even Methot ...
Lazar Defends Phillips Household from Burglary Wednesday, December 17, 2014 by Mike Wheeler Photo courtesy of Matty Go Sens . Curtis Lazar is once again being praised for his heroism this week, but this ...
Daniel Alfredsson: A Careertrospective Thursday, December 04, 2014 by Bonk and his Mullets After Daniel Alfredsson's press conference today, we thought it would be nice to cover some of Alfie's...
Phillips buys A's for every fan with his jersey Tuesday, October 14, 2014 by Mike Wheeler Late last week, Erik Karlsson announced he was purchasing 1,000 letter C's for Sens fans to use to update ...
Rejected Historical Mascots for the Ottawa Senators Friday, October 10, 2014 By The Bonk's Mullet Staff Yesterday, the Ottawa Senators announced the addition of four new mascots. They are supposed to look lik...
The Creation of a Legendary Swede Tuesday, September 30, 2014 by Charles Campbell This week, we'll be introducing one new blog member each day of the week. Today's post comes from Charles Cam...
The Ottawa Senators Dictionary Tuesday, September 09, 2014 By Luke Peristy (with files from Chet Sellers ) Like many communities, Ottawa Senators fans have developed their own lingo over the ye...
Puck Daddy's Summer of Disappointment: Ottawa Senators Edition Saturday, August 09, 2014 by Chet Sellers What's this? An actual article ? That's right! The good folks at Puck Daddy were kind enough to let me run...
Bonk's Mullet Presents: Steve on Sens Does Development Camp Tuesday, July 22, 2014 by the Bonk's Mullet Staff When we got the call to attend Sens Development Camp, we knew it was only right to send our prospect, St...
Eugene Melnyk's "Tefina" and other Miracle Drugs Wednesday, May 28, 2014 by the Bonk's Mullet Staff Reports have surfaced that Eugene Melnyk's Trimel Pharmaceuticals Corp. has successfully designed and...
Game Summary: Game 78 - The Show Must Go On! Saturday, April 05, 2014 by Bonk's Mullet and Capital Gains Congratulations on making it this far. Last night's game was torture, so I thought I'd li...
Four Great Reasons to See a Home Game in March: The Secret Emails Wednesday, March 19, 2014 By Luke Peristy Yesterday, the Senators sent their season ticket holders an email outlining why Ottawa's remaining home games are a ...
Game Summary - Game 66: Senators @ Canadiens - Joke Night Saturday, March 15, 2014 by Chet Sellers Prologue The phone rang. "Chet, Mullet. Last-minute thing, yeah? I need you to take the game recap tonight. Br...
The 15 Types of Ottawa Senators Trades Tuesday, March 04, 2014 By Luke Peristy Well, spring is nearly here and the smell of trade speculation is in the air. Either that, or I stepped in something. *c...
The Clapper Man Archives Thursday, February 27, 2014 By Kevin Lee For the last decade, the legend of one man has been growing in Ottawa. Known only as "The Clapper Man," he stands...