Bonk's Mullet Presents: Steve on Sens Does Development Camp

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff

When we got the call to attend Sens Development Camp, we knew it was only right to send our prospect, Steve on Sens, to cover the Sens prospects. Watch and enjoy as Steve interviews Fredrik Claesson, Quentin Shore, Miles Gendron, and Kelly Summers in what critics are describing as "one of the top ten Sens reporting debuts of the summer."

Note: The embedded video defaults to 360p. For maximum enjoyment, make sure you watch it in 1080p. Here's a direct link to the video if your technological device of choice can't handle embedding.

Thanks again to Chris Moore for inviting us to camp. We hope you only regretted it a little bit!

The Chet Sellers and Luke Peristy Podcast - Episode 8

Sunday, July 6, 2014

by Chet Sellers and Luke Peristy

Things are in tumult in Senators land - Jason Spezza now goes by the name David Legwand, Chris Phillips is opening up a second Big Rig Brewery, and Kanata is littered with prospects. Can Chet and Luke make sense of all this madness? Tune in and find out!

And remember folks, if you want to subscribe to the show or you're looking for archives, you can find everything in iTunes or via RSS!

Ottawa Senators Off-Ice Power Rankings - July 2014

Monday, June 30, 2014

by Chet Sellers

Folks, I could waste your time with an an introduction to this month's power rankings. I could tell you that, as we enter July, the Senators are teetering on the edge of fundamental roster change, with old faces on their way out (maaaaybe) and new free agents on their way in (ha!). Or I could tell you that, as we enter July, we've finally reached peak season for the kind of tank top selfies that really allow these power rankings to shine. But you know both of those things already. So let's go!

Bryan Murray Trades Jason Spezza: The Secret Transcript

Thursday, June 26, 2014

By Luke Peristy

As you may be aware, the captain of YOUR Ottawa Senators, Jason Spezza, is the subject of trade rumours prior to the 2014 NHL Entry Draft. We here at Bonk's Mullet dot com have acquired some of the transcripts of Bryan Murray's negotiating process. We would like to present them to you now.

Ottawa Fire Department Boot Drive for Muscular Dystrophy featuring Mark Borowiecki

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

by Bonk's Mullet

Event: Ottawa Fire Department Boot Drive for Muscular Dystrophy Canada
Date: Saturday, June 28th 2014
Time: 10am - 6pm
Location: Bayshore Shopping mall at centre court (by the Apple store)
Special Guests: Mark Borowiecki from 12-1pm, Sparky the fire dog(!) from 11am-1pm, and the Ottawa Senators Cheer Team all day long!

The Chet Sellers and Luke Peristy Podcast - Episode 7

Sunday, June 15, 2014

by Chet Sellers and Luke Peristy

In our latest episode, we talk about Eugene Melnyk selling his horses, speculate about life after Jason Spezza, and answer YOUR mailbag questions! Come wish Chris Phillips a happy Father's Day with your new best friends Luke and Chet!

As always, you can subscribe to the podcast, including archives, via iTunes here or RSS here!

Which World Cup Teams are the Ottawa Senators Supporting?

Thursday, June 12, 2014

by Bonk's Mullet

If you're a soccer die-hard like me, watching every match you can get your hands on (Euro and the World Cup), you're going to spend your next month firmly planting roots in your couch. I actually don't even plan on standing until it's over. The only thing moving slower than me for the next month will be the action on the pitch.

Sorry, that was a cheap shot. Don't get me wrong, I love the Beautiful Game, but I also like soccer, and we'd be remiss to ignore it here on our site. Whether you like it or not, you'll be privy to an earful from your co-worker Steve, who is currently sitting at his dining room table, fork and knife in hand, his napkin tucked into his grey t-shirt (which is tucked into his faded dad jeans), salivating at the thought of Cristiano Ronaldo embellishing a foul. Steve will point out how Gregory Campbell continued to play with a broken leg, which is when you can drop the bombshell on your pal Steve that Gregory Campbell is terrible, and that Cristiano Ronaldo's dismembered leg would likely be the 6th or 7th best player in the world, and somehow possess a wicked six pack too. Feel free to rip off your shirt at this point.

If you're looking for a team to support, why not turn to some of your favourite Ottawa Senators? I completely fabricated a story got in touch with the team to find out which country each of them was supporting in the tournament.