Sens Tweets of the Week: Week 4

by the Bonk's Mullet staff

It was an ugly week for the Senators. The team blew two goal leads two games in a row, and capped the week off with a comeback that resulted only in a shootout loss and the loss of their starting goaltender to injury.

I'll let this fan in the white jersey sum up how fans feel right about now:

But keep your chin up Sens fans. We still have self-deprecating humour! Here are your Sens tweets of the week!
Blackhawks

I hope Maclean walks into the dressing room and just chugs the hottest pot of coffee without flinching. Message sending time #Sens
- bRian (@brian5or6) October 29, 2013

Spezza: "FORM OF - AN OLYMPIAN" #LETSGO
- Smeddy (@Sens_Smeddy) October 30, 2013

@ryanclassic you're welcome. Bottoms up! Lol.
- Dean Brown (@PxPOttawa) October 30, 2013

The Sportsnet crew celebrates Chris Neil's IQ. pic.twitter.com/f8vlOirp3U
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) October 30, 2013

*turns on post game show* "Move Karlsson to forward..." *turns off post game show*
- DonOfTheDeadinOakvil (@Don_inOakville) October 30, 2013

Islanders

@chet_sellers He skipped his 12AM, 6AM, 9:30AM, lunchtime, and 4PM shaves.
- My Killer (@miller_kai) November 1, 2013

"Goaltending," by Evgeni Nabokov pic.twitter.com/X4LaR2qbC6
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 2, 2013

Couldn't have scored that without Jubilee Fine Jewelers
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 2, 2013

50/50 winner won $37 tonight with this unreal crowd.
— TomSENS (@TomSENS) November 2, 2013

After “working at the car wash” was played 8,000 more seats emptied out.
— TomSENS (@TomSENS) November 2, 2013

neil still out there with spezza. spezza looks like he's been told he has to take his cousin to the mall
- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 1, 2013

Anyone else notice anything weird about Spezza's shootout attempt? pic.twitter.com/yh48wTjgSY
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 2, 2013

Stars

A dumb Chris Neil penalty is the "free spot" in Senators Bingo
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 3, 2013

this team figuring out they can draw penalties instead of taking them is like watching forrest gump start running, leg braces all flying off
— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 3, 2013

WTYKY is in a relationship with Bobby Ryan.
- штчкч (@wtyky) November 3, 2013

Bobby Ryan reminds me a lot of myself
- TomSENS (@TomSENS) November 3, 2013

B. Ryan shaking his stick's two broken pieces above his head was just like those sand guys from Star Wars after they hit Luke in the head
- Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 3, 2013

Halloween

"Wow cool skull, bloody handprint and graveyard decorations, Mr. Lehner!" "Uhh...yes, decorations"

— штчкч (@wtyky) October 31, 2013

@BonksMullet leaf fans celebrate Halloween harder and better than anyone because it's in October. @mlse
— Don in Oakville (@Don_inOakville) October 31, 2013

hearing erik condra just fired a mini snickers two feet wide of a kid's open pillowcase
- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) October 31, 2013

Question: Why doesn't John Tortorella like Halloween? Answer: All the pumpkins are Gutless.
— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) October 31, 2013

Miscellany

I really hope MacLean shaved his Stache off to start growing it again tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/Ktp1JlbcKO
— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 1, 2013

Houston, we have a problem... pic.twitter.com/B9x276Eex6
— James Gordon (@SensReporter) November 2, 2013

Sens are going to be the purples aren't they? pic.twitter.com/BYJ9bHu5n0
- Adnan (@sens_adnan) November 2, 2013

@Wham_City pic.twitter.com/466ciw0Msm
— phil (@lucky_evans) November 1, 2013

Think we missed any? Let us know in the comment section. And for your reading pleasure, here are all the previous Tweets of the Week.