Tweets of the Week - Week 7

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff

Folks, we've got good news and bad news for you today. The bad news is that we're all going to the Sens-Canucks game tonight, so for the first time this season there will be no recap this evening. The good news is that we're not leaving you hanging - instead, we've collected some things we already wrote and put it together with content scraped from other people! It's the tweets of the week!

Minnesota

"And now a footrace between Cowen and Heatley!" *Minutes pass* *Period ends*
— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 21, 2013

Best case scenario is Bryan Murray has been playing while dressed as Cowen all season long as part of an episode of "Undercover Boss"
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 21, 2013

Wow. Good eye, @TravisHeHateMe. pic.twitter.com/oi5LV2Q5Pe
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 21, 2013

turns out "behind the back and through the legs" is NOT an order accepted at starbucks, and that's why ottawa will never be a hockey town
— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 21, 2013

Detroit

Sens vs. Red Wings game summary in drawing form pic.twitter.com/Wes2IXZOqF
- Steph (@PuckPossessed) November 24, 2013

Carolina

Sens vs. Hurricanes game summary in drawing form pic.twitter.com/i4FxVaOR6p
- Steph (@PuckPossessed) November 25, 2013

Washington

Typical Phillips leading the PP rush with the top cheese snipe show.
- штчкч (@wtyky) November 28, 2013

@Brochenski whats a mup? oooh, these old things pic.twitter.com/S5JN3vxufS
- Nick Iwanyshyn (@YRMGphotog) November 28, 2013

never gonna give you mups / never gonna let you down / never gonna run around, i'm on FIYAAAH
- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 28, 2013

Miscellaneous

"Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger" - Paul MacLean "But...our work is never over" - Sens second line
- Steph (@PuckPossessed) November 25, 2013

if you have a heart condition, ask your doctor if ottawa senators hockey is right for you
— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 20, 2013

Great deal on eBay pic.twitter.com/Kx8rEYnYkm
- Steve On Sens (@SteveOnSens) November 22, 2013

The Real Jerry Cowen. #Sens pic.twitter.com/58k2AXUsQn
- Paul (@Sens_Army_) November 24, 2013

Practicing for upcoming intermission contest by whipping shopping carts across Sobey's parking lot at cars. # of alarms tells me I'm ready.
- DefenseMinister (@DefenseMinister) November 21, 2013

as senators fans debate whether the team misses alfredsson or gonchar more, a smiling latendresse bites into a croissant and chuckles
- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 24, 2013

@BringBackLee @PxPOttawa @StuntmanStu RT? Chris Neil is welcomed a little late to the 'visorhood'. pic.twitter.com/jhRxHYKrCm
- They Call Me CAMO (@CaMoDuff) November 23, 2013

Jason Spezza scribbles furiously on a notepad: "What about a SLAP drop pass? No, too obvious."
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 21, 2013

*Lights cigarette, looks down at mup* "See you in hell" *tosses match*
- James Gordon (@SensReporter) November 24, 2013

how many sens does it take to change a lightbulb? depends on whether anybody’s with spezza when he drops it
— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 21, 2013

How many Sens does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question: Thanks to Melnyk, they can't get afford to get to the ceiling.
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 21, 2013