Weekly Sens Tweets of the Week - Week 6th Week

by the Bonk's Mullet Staff

It may seem like a strange decision to post a "tweets of the week" post on a Wednesday, but it feels appropriate given how strange a week it was for the Ottawa Senators. First, a 5-0 loss to the struggling Flyers, followed by an impressive comeback win to Boston, followed by two straight games of hockey pants defecation.

Warning: Most of these tweets involve pain and suffering.

Philly

potvin's commentary goes from good to great when you picture him sitting at a piano
- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 13, 2013

DOUG MACLEAN: michaelchuk is just invisible out there. spezza is struggling but he needs maplechick to help him out. where is marblechest
— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 13, 2013

#Sens fans need to relax, it was just another complete breakdown of the entire system.
— Tariq Anwar (@TariqAnwar00) November 13, 2013

#MacLeaning pic.twitter.com/sj03omRpha
— Mike (@gosensgo101) November 13, 2013

Baaahston

If 28 is starting over 22 for ~tuffness~ vs. BOS then that's like Mr.Burns pinch hitting Homer for Darryl Strawberry to get the L/R match-up
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 15, 2013

Maclean needs to walk into the dressing room and give each player a high five...except Cory Conacher. Message sending time #Sens
— bRian (@brian5or6) November 15, 2013

Sens vs. Bruins drinking game pic.twitter.com/s1Ndah5eBw
— Steph (@PuckPossessed) November 15, 2013

"One's a bruising forward, the other is a sniper with dodgy knees. Only one can win. 'Milan of the House' premieres tonight on Sportsnet."
- Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 15, 2013

Strongest Sens zone entry that period was when the camera caught Greening picking his nose *rimshot*
- Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 16, 2013

@MelnykEugene pic.twitter.com/lKe2zyajw7
- ⓢⓒⓞⓣⓣ (@Wham_City) November 16, 2013

My bro just chirped the whole Bruins team in the market. I've never been prouder. #Sens
— Joanna Rozanski (@Jayzanski) November 16, 2013

@SensReporter I just hope Seidenberg's elbow is ok. Scary.
— Steve Lloyd (@TSNSteveLloyd) November 16, 2013

Lumbus

BOB ROSSKY! pic.twitter.com/6DXXEVfHsq
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 17, 2013

WTYKY Poll: Will you still cheer for the Senators when they relocate?
— штчкч (@wtyky) November 17, 2013

I feel ya, Gamecenter. I feel ya. pic.twitter.com/rzUB2wwa6F
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 17, 2013

Philly II: Return to Philly

@BonksMullet Wanna see my Clod Jerou jersey?
— Cedric Richards (@CedricRichards) November 20, 2013

. @BonksMullet "not yet bro, I'm winning" pic.twitter.com/5SrVUmw2zZ
— Denis Zgonjanin (@deniszgonjanin) November 20, 2013

My tears are currently under review by everybody around me
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 20, 2013

#Sens vs. Flyers game summary in drawing pic.twitter.com/MjVlnTVLCz
— Steph (@PuckPossessed) November 20, 2013

No YOU'RE still crying over a stupid hockey game
— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 20, 2013

Misc.

J'ai Keshia Chanté Tu as Keshia Chanté Il/Elle a Keshia Chanté Nous avons Keshia Chanté Vous avez Keshia Chanté Ils/Elles ont Keshia Chanté
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 14, 2013

@chet_sellers What? These? We know how hockey ACTUALLY is at IceJerseys. We learned it. #Sens pic.twitter.com/CueBJv4d0B
- IceJerseys.com (@IceJerseys) November 14, 2013

.@KeshiaChante http://t.co/GTdzsKTgLx
- Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 14, 2013

"No change. Just give me 'The Bettman' again." - Jacques Martin at the hairdressers
— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 18, 2013

Havlat? I'd rather Havlatendresse.
— Darren McLeod (@Darren_McLeod) November 19, 2013

Invitation said formal. Lehner dresses how he wants. #LehnerFacts pic.twitter.com/dbnaQiI2b0
— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 15, 2013

"Can any among you identify the mascot called Spartacat?" "I'm Spartacat!" "I Spartacat!" "I'm Spartacat!" - At the Sports Mascot Convention
— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 18, 2013

honey, if you can't handle me at my kassian, you don't deserve me at my karlsson. now help me flip off this guy in the corolla
— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 18, 2013

Havlat will waive his NTC to come to Ottawa. Arrives in town and hands Bryan Murray medical file. "I hear you're good at rebuilds. Fix me."
— The 6th Sens (@6thSens) November 19, 2013 

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